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Joke of the Day

"A tree falls in the woods ... and no one is around to hear it, how is it I.T's fault. Because I.T didn't move the woods into the cloud."

"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."

"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."

"Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse."

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"Let's claim some underground tunnels and start a new society where staring at our phones isn't considered rude and eye contact is weird."

"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."