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Joke of the Day
"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"
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"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""
"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath? ...throw a load of dirty laundry in."
"I own the world only talking dog... but he only talks about outer layers of trees."
"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."
"ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this"