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Joke of the Day
"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"
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"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"
"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."
"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"
"What do you call a man who can smell the future? Nostrildamus"
"What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep? ""He's resisting a rest!"""