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Joke of the Day
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
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"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"
"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""
"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."
"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"
"What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I'm sorry"
"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !"
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree."