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Joke of the Day

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"

"Why do all the lesbians shop at The Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."

"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"

"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"

"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims- 100 storeys in 10 seconds"

"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."