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Joke of the Day
"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
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"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."
"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"
"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."
"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."
"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
"I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away."
"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"