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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"
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"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"
"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"
"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."
"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."