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Joke of the Day
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
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"What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? A subwoofer."
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"borrow money from a pessimist Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""
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"never trust an atom they make up everything"
"When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused."
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