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Joke of the Day

"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"

"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"What did one stereo say to the other... What did one stereo say to the other when he got called down to the office for having no bass? ""Oooooh you're in treble"""

"Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred"

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."

"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."

"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"I give myself an excuse for watching porn. By pretending I'm watching ""How it's made: Babies"" on youtube."