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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."
"Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT."
"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."
"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""
"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her"
"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."