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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."
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"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ? He wanted to be a master-baiter."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes."