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Joke of the Day

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"

"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."

"I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, ""your baby jumped out!"" before she gave me the finger."

"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"

"I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit Too bad it was just a flop"

"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""

"Asian drivers are so bad that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident"

"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"

"What do you call a slutty Bee A Whorenet"

"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."