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Joke of the Day

"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."

"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."

"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name."