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Joke of the Day

"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."

"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"

"I was going to go for a run this morning. Then I remembered I don't run so I put some whiskey in my coffee and sat back down."

"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"

"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"Bieber roast! Lets hear your best or should I said your worst! Calling all redditors!"

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"

"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."