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Joke of the Day
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
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"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"Wtf I feel like I pay these bills every month."
"A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar."
"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."
"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."
"I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!"
"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"
"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."
"Where do Mexicans shop for books? Borders"