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Joke of the Day

"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."

"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."

"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."

"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""

"Circles. I don't see the point in them."

"A blonde goes to a target And misses."

"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"

"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"

"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."