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Joke of the Day

"Bieber roast! Lets hear your best or should I said your worst! Calling all redditors!"

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"I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I'M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!"
"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."
"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"
"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb One... but the lightbulb has to want to change."