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Joke of the Day
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
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"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."
"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."
"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"
"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."
"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."
"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"
"Why do blurry people always ask me if I'm drunk?"