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Joke of the Day

"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"

"game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]"

"I've been training for the masturbation world record. I'm gonna beat it."

"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"

"It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn't wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"Finally came up with my new years resolution. I'm going to stop procrastinating!"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."