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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."

"Well r/boobs is still working fine!"

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""

"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."

"Your momma's so fat... ...that when I asked her what her what her favorite time of the year was, she said, ""dinner time."""

"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"