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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat... ...that when I asked her what her what her favorite time of the year was, she said, ""dinner time."""

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"gf: Daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: Sorry Baby me: that's better"
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"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."
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"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."
"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"
"A dickhead is talking to an asshole When suddenly they yell ""OH SHIT!"""
"[babysitting] Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party"
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