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Joke of the Day

"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."

"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"

"Somebody wrote ""wash me"" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote ""no"" under it."

"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."

"Dirty limericks? GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas"

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."