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Joke of the Day

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"Original (Dad's) pun: Sticks float. They would."

"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."

"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"

"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."

"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."

"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"