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Joke of the Day

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."

"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."

"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."

"My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world."

"(Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect."