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Joke of the Day
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
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"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?"
"a little jewish boy asks his dad for fifty dollars. his dad says: ""40 dollars? what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."
"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""
"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"
"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"