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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"
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"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."
"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."
"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""
"I'm going to by a bunch of those stick figure decals and randomly ad family members to the windows of unattended vehicles."
"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"
"On Canada Day, I like to say ""HAPPY CANADA DAY!"" to people. But quietly. And from a distance. I don't want to be a bother."
"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."
"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""
"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"