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Joke of the Day

"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."

"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"

"What did the uncircumcised man say during confession? Forgive me father fore I have skinned"

"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."

"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""

"Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am."

"My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. ""These look nothing like you!"" My friend responded ""Why would they?"""