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Joke of the Day
"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."
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"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"
"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"
"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."
"Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? ""Mayweather May Weather May Weather"""
"Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship And reduce to a series of periodic functions."
"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"
"How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick"
"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."
"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"