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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."
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"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."
"I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like."
"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""
"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
"What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her."
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it"
"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."