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Joke of the Day

"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"

"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."

"Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? He was part of doctors without boarders ."