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Joke of the Day
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
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"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."
"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."
"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."
"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
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"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"