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Joke of the Day

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."

"I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid."

"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."

"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."

"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"

"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."