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Joke of the Day

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

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"Worry: a waste of imagination."
"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it."
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"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."
"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."