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Joke of the Day
"I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted."
Next Joke
"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."
"What cheese is used to block online streaming? Edam"
"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."
"My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins. Now my jewelry's missing & the Roomba's trying to bang the blender."
"I had a threesome planned for Valentines Day... There were a couple of no-shows, but I had a good time anyway."
"I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I'm depressed."
"In Scotland we have a saying-""If ye cannae clackit ye widnae brackit."" Nobody knows what the fuck it means."
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""