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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
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"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"
"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."
"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."
"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."
"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"
"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"
"What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour."
"What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee"