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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour."
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"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
"Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps."
"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"
"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"
"My wife asked me to go out and get something that makes her look pretty. So I went out and got drunk."
"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."
"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."