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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour."

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."

"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."

"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."

"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"

"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel-chair? Virgin Mobile!"

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one."

"My life is just like Black Swan, except replace ballet with reruns of Teen Mom and Mila Kunis with a carton of ice cream."