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Joke of the Day

"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? ""Keep the tip."""

"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."

"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""

"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"

"Hitler was argueably the greatest person that ever lived... I mean he did kill Hitler"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"

"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"