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Joke of the Day

"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"My wife took me to the best 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."

"If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it."

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalepeno face."

"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"