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Joke of the Day

"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"

"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"

"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"

"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."

"I like my coffee how i like my women. Accompanied by a sandwich."

"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."

"If the secret ingredient in Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte was the tears of underprivileged children, white people would still drink it."

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. "