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Joke of the Day

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"

"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"

"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."

"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"

"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"

"REALLY GOOD JOKE!!!! DON'T CLICK! NSFW Lemkie"

"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."