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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee"

"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"

"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner."

"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."

"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."

"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"

"Everything men know about women [ ]"

"*checks watch* *gets up off toilet* I don't have time for this shit"

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."