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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."
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"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first."
"Two things Twitter cultivates and encourages: 1. instant gratification 2. sense of impatient entitlement 3. misunderstanding of basic math"
"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"Muhammad The police would be upon him"
"Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don't know what to make of it"
"What's the height of conceit? Ant crawling up an elephant's leg with lust in its heart"
"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."
"I thought about being a mortician On one hand people are dying to get into that field but i hear its dead end job"