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Joke of the Day
"Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don't know what to make of it"
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"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."
"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."
"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."
"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"
"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"
"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."
"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."
"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."