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Joke of the Day

"Muhammad The police would be upon him"

"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."

"Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic"

"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""

"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"

"Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."