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Joke of the Day

"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."

"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"

"What do you call fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."

"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."

"There's a problem I have with breastfeeding in public. They never wink back."

"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."