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Joke of the Day

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"

"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""

"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."

"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"

"I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer."

"Me: I'm done peeing!! Khakis: No you're not."

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."