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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."

"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."

"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."

"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."

"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."

"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"

"The ONE time I actually want to say ""duck"", damn you autocorrect! ""Sorry again! I'd love to join the preschool field trip to the DUCK pond"""