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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
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"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"
"Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty"
"I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*"
"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."
"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"
"when nothing goes right... go left"
"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."
"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."