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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'm done peeing!! Khakis: No you're not."
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"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ..... that's why he's so full of shit!"
"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired"
"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""