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Joke of the Day

"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"

"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"

"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"

"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"

"What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific. *cymbal clash*"