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Joke of the Day
"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."
Next Joke
"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""
"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."
"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"So I went to get a protein snack in Iraq... But they only had fucking allahu akbars"
"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."
"ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested."
"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"
"Bill Clinton said Hillary is clearly the best choice for president... He knows for a fact there is no chance she'll blow it."
"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."