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Joke of the Day

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed."

"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."

"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."

"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !"

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"