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Joke of the Day

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."

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"Getting into a fight at a dog park about cleaning up after your dog. You can't just walk away from this shit."
"I Remember The Guy Who Made Me Smile For The Rest Of My Life He's the reason why I don't do plastic surgery anymore."
"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"
"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."
"And after I smoked the medicinal marijuana, I ate three tubes of medicinal chocolate chip cookie dough."
"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."
"Guess what? Elephant Butt"
"Porn I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex."
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