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Joke of the Day

"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."

"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."

"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."

"Cannibal A cannibal and his son went hunting ,they hunted Britney Spears . The son said: papa, let us take her home and eat her? Father said : No, son, we take her home and eat your mother."

"If the Fresh Prince owned an airline, what would it be called? BelAir"